Set piece chaos

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Borussia Dortmund vs PSG

Semi-final | Leg 1 of 2 | 20:00 BST

Not to bring down the moodā€¦ but thereā€™s only one Champions League between these sidesā€¦

ā€¦ and it was when Borussia Dortmund beat Juventus in the 1997 final.

So, if last nightā€™s game was the battle of the European giants, this game is more like the battle of the younger brothers.

On paper, it looks like Paris Saint Germainā€™s game to winā€¦

  • PSG have only lost one of their last 32 games in all competitions.

  • Andā€¦ Dortmund have been less consistent with only two wins in their last six matches.

But, the semi-finals are Dortmundā€™s territory. The German side have won three of their last four Champions League semi-finalsā€¦

ā€¦ on the other side, PSG have lost all four games in their two previous two-legged ties at this stage. 

(Side note: the Parisians have only progressed to the final in a one-leg formatā€¦ you knowā€¦  because of the word starting with C and ending with 19). 

Anyway, the question is: experience (Dortmund) or form (PSG)

Itā€™s hard to tellā€¦

  • šŸ’‰ Dortmund Quick Hit: Dortmund are unbeaten in their last 10 Champions League home games.

  • šŸ’‰ PSG Quick Hit: Kylian MbappĆ© has eight Champions League goals this season, and heā€™s just two away from reaching 50 goals in the competition.

Plusā€¦

Everton hires insolvency adviser as the proposed takeover by 777 Partners is in doubt due to their low-cost airline collapsing (More

Manchester United are open to offers for virtually all of their first-team squad, except Mainoo, Garnacho and Hojlund (More)

Ipswichā€™s 2-1 victory against Coventry moves them into second spot in the Championship and one point away from promotion (Watch)

UCL Summary

Bayern Munich 2 - 2 Real Madrid

Leroy SanĆ© 53ā€™, Harry Kane 57ā€™ (P) | VinĆ­cius JĆŗnior 24ā€™, 83ā€™ (P)

ā†’ Harry Kane has been directly involved in 11 goals in the Champions League this season, the most ever by an English player in a single campaign.

ā†’ No player has been directly involved in more goals in the Champions League than VinĆ­cius JĆŗnior since the start of the 2021-22 campaign.

Highlights here.

Set Pieces

WANTED: Set piece specialist

Set-pieces are the talk of the town - and itā€™s been a long time since that was the case.

Oh, wait, there was that time that Harry Kane was put on cornersā€¦ anyway, letā€™s not get into that one. 

This week, everyone is talking about set-piecesā€¦

  • Ben Whiteā€™s ā€œdirtyā€ tactics at corners (More).

  • Arsenalā€™s set-piece ā€˜geniusā€™ Nicolas Jover (More).

ā€¦ but, most fascinating, is Ange Postecogluā€™s reluctance to introduce a separate set piece specialist at Spurs (More).

Instead, he has split the role between two coaches - Mile Jedinak and Ryan Mason.

So, what youā€™re saying isā€¦ Arteta hired a set-piece specialistā€¦ and Ange has entrusted Jedinak and Mason?

Yup. Thatā€™s exactly what Iā€™m saying. 

The result? Well, Arsenal have scored 22 goals and conceded six from set-pieces. Spurs have scored 11 goals and conceded 14 from set-pieces. 

In other words, Arsenal and Spurs are at different ends of the spectrum for set piece successā€¦

The Telegraph

Worse still, managers know Spurs donā€™t like conceding corners. On average, opponents put 2.25 players in Spursā€™ six-yard box at corners.

Thatā€™s the third most in the league - only Manchester City (who donā€™t concede many) and Burnley have more.

Route One take: If this weekend taught us anything, itā€™s that set-piece coaches are no longer a luxury - theyā€™re a necessity. 

Morale of the story, kids, you get what you pay for.

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Around The Football World

šŸ‡§šŸ‡· Ronaldo Nazario has agreed to sell his stake in Brazilian club Cruzeiro (More)

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Extra Time

Groom's father reminds his son about Arsenalā€™s halftime lead.

Ter Stegenā€™s tricks led to Valenciaā€™s equaliser.

Thereā€™s always one person on the team who is desperate to add to their goal tally.

Someone needs to tell Antonio RĆ¼diger that some things are better left in private.

Scenes as Ipswich Town take one step closer to promotion.

Moises Caicedo and Nicolas Jackson are hoping for better times at Chelsea next season.

Game Face On

Question: Who are the only French club to have ever won the Champions League?

Hint: Cantona and Drogba.

Scroll below for the answer.

On Today

FOOTBALL

Champions League: Borussia Dortmund vs Paris Saint Germain (20:00 BST, TNT Sports 1)

Womenā€™s Super League: Liverpool vs Chelsea Ladies (19:00, Sky Sports Football)

TENNIS

ATP: Mutua Madrid Open (17:00, Sky Sports Tennis)

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Answer: Marseille

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