šŸšØVAR Tapes Released. Here's What Happened... šŸ‘€

Gm football fans. Route One here.

A keen-eyed reader let us know that we missed the Europa League fixtures in yesterdayā€™s newsletter. Just so you know, that wasnā€™t a mistake. But, for the sake of keeping the peace, Liverpool (and Brighton) fans feel free to scroll to the bottomā€¦

Todayā€™s briefing is a ~7 min read:

  • šŸŒŸ MUST-READā€¦ VAR tapes have been released. Hereā€™s what happenedā€¦

  • šŸ‘€ Gameweek 8 previewā€¦ Can Arsenal change home form against City?

  • šŸ’­ Daydreamers Denā€¦ How long would it take your Sunday league team win everything? Hereā€™s your answerā€¦

RESULTS

šŸ—žļø Morning Brief

Sky Sports News

šŸšØThe VAR audio from Luiz Diazā€™s disallowed goal for Liverpool has been released by the PGMOL. The tape reveals that the replay operator was the only person to spot the mistake, and urged that the officials stop the game.

TalkSport

āœšŸ¼ Bruno Guimaraes is set to sign a new long-term contract with Newcastle. He is set to become the highest paid player in the clubā€™s history.

The Telegraph

šŸ¤• Chelsea left-back, Ben Chilwell, is ruled out until December with a hamstring injury. If you havenā€™t transferred him out of your fantasy team, itā€™s about time you doā€¦

šŸ¤• A big blow for Crystal Palace as midfielder Eberechi Eze is set for a spell on the sidelines with a hamstring injury.

Fichajes (Spain)

šŸ¤” West Hamā€™s Jarod Bowen is reportedly being monitored by Liverpool - and his current market value is around Ā£33m. This comes at a time when the Hammers are looking to renew his contract.

Daily Mail

šŸ˜† Ivan Toney scores on his Brentford return in a ā€œbehind-closed-doors friendlyā€ against Italian side Como 1907. His ban from competitive actions - following breaches of the FAā€™s betting rules - ends on January 16.

šŸŒŸ Must-read

ā€œOh, for f***ā€™s sakeā€ā€¦ VAR tapes released

If youā€™re standing right now, youā€™d better take a seat for this one.

If you can grab some popcornā€¦ even better. Why?

Because the VAR audio tape from the Spurs vs Liverpool game have been released by PGMOL.

Daily Express

Here are the top takeaways from the recording:

  • VAR officials prioritised efficiency over accuracy. The guidance to Video Match Officials emphasises that accuracy > efficiencyā€¦

  • A new VAR Communication Protocol will be developed to enhance the clarity of communication between the ref and VAR team

  • VAR will now have to confirm the outcome with the AVAR before confirmingā€¦ just to make the process that big longer

The best part? We have the full transcript, but here are the fun parts:

Hooper: "Well done, boys. Good process."

Replay operator (unnamed): "Wait, wait, wait, wait. The on-field decision was offside."

Dan Cook: "Offside, goal, yeah."

Assistant VAR: "That's wrong that, Daz."

Replay operator (unnamed): "On-field decision was offside. Are you happy with this image? Yeah, it's onside. The image that we gave them is onside."

Dan Cook: "The left-back he's played him, he's gone."

Darren England: "Oh for fuckā€™s sake."

England summed it pretty wellā€¦ weā€™ll leave it at that. šŸ™‚ 

šŸ‘€ Weekend preview: Arsenal vs Man City

Can Arsenal match away form against City?

The season is still earlyā€¦ BUT itā€™s hard to deny that Arsenal vs City is a big big big game.

Do the mathsā€¦ 3 points is basically 6 in this game.

Now, Arsenalā€™s form away from home has been spectacular: they have won their opening 3 away games without conceding a single goal.

The same canā€™t be said for their home formā€¦

They have conceded 6 goals in 4 home league games this season.

So, why the dip in form at home?

The Athletic

1/ The Athletic stats show that Arsenal take the lead earlier and more often than they do at the Emiratesā€¦

Apart from lifting confidence (something which young players thrive on), it forces the opposition to open up moreā€¦

Arsenalā€™s technicality means they can dominate the game more when the opposition is less compact defensively.

2/ Emotions at the Emirates are much higher

The stakes are higher in front of home fansā€¦ itā€™s that simple.

This has made the defence shakier and more susceptible to mistakes.

Hereā€™s what Arteta said last week when asked why his defence is leakier at the Emirates: ā€œIt is a mental issue, it is about reading the situation, finding the composure and being uncomfortable or comfortable when it is a more chaotic game that sometimes we provoke in our way of playing.ā€

Arteta knows this better than anyone: you canā€™t be emotional against City.

And if thereā€™s ever been a better time for Arsenal to sure up their defensive acumen at homeā€¦ itā€™s this weekend.

šŸ¤” Daydreamerā€™s Denā€¦ šŸ’­ 

How long would it take your Sunday league team win everything? Hereā€™s your answerā€¦

Weā€™ve all been thereā€¦ daydreaming about starting a team from the bottom and doing the impossible: never losing a game.

But, just how long would it take you to win everything?

Hereā€™s the breakdownā€¦

Letā€™s assume youā€™re starting at level 10 of the football leagueā€¦

Youā€™d start by playing in the FA Challenges or Vase Competition. After 11 wins your team would be eligible to play in the FA Cup.

Right, so now youā€™re in the big leaguesā€¦ what happens next?

Easy, just win another 14 matches to win the FA Cup trophy.

Donā€™t celebrate for you too longā€¦ as now youā€™re eligible to compete in the Europa League.

11 wins later and youā€™re Europa League champions and, better yet, entered into the Champions League.

Another 11 wins means your club become champions of Europe.

Doing the maths, that means that you could win the FA CUP, Europa League, and Champions League in around 4 years and under 50 gamesā€¦

So, fancy your chances?

(P.S. ā€“ DO NOT let the wife know it was our idea.)

šŸ“ŗ FIXTURES

Wednesday, 4 October

Champions League on TNT Sports

Early kick-off - 5.45pm

  • Atletico Madrid vs Feyenoord

  • Royal Antwerp vs Shakhtar Donetsk

Late kick-off - 8pm

  • Celtic vs Lazio

  • Borussia Dortmund vs AC Milan

  • Newcastle United vs PSG

  • Red Star Belgrade vs Young Boys

  • RB Leipzip vs Man City

  • FC Porto vs Barcelona

Thursday, 5 October

Europa League on TNT Sports

Early kick-off - 5.45pm

  • AEK Athens vs Ajax

  • Aris Limassol vs Rangers

  • Backa Topola vs Olympiacos

  • Freiburg vs West Ham

  • Marseille vs Brighton

  • Rakow Czestochowa vs Sturm Graz

  • Real Betis vs Sparta Prague

  • Sporting vs Atalanta

Late kick-off - 8pm

  • Hacken vs Karabakh

  • Liverpool vs Union Saint Gilloise

  • Maccabi Haifa vs Panathinaikos

  • Molde vs Leverkusen

  • Roma vs Servette

  • Slavia Prague vs Sheriff

  • Toulouse vs LASK

  • Villarreal vs Rennes

šŸ’° BIG-GAME PLAYER

The puzzle section

With the Champions League on this week, it is only right that todayā€™s quiz is themed as such. The questions are based on Premier League teams in the UCL over the yearsā€¦ ready.. set.. goā€¦

  1. How many current Premier League teams have won the Champions League/European Cups?

  2. Which current Premier League team has won the most Champions Leagues/European Cups?

  3. Which current Premier League player has scored the most Champions League goals?

Tuesdayā€™s answer:

Who Are Ye?

  • I began my career at Leedsā€™ academy in 1996

  • I hold the record for the most England U21 caps (46)

  • The only major club honour I havenā€™t won is the Europa League, but was a runner-up with Liverpool in 2015/16

The answer isā€¦ James Milner

šŸ˜† MEME